Today Austin hopped up to me and informed me he "sprained my ankle". I informed him that I highly doubt it. So he goes on to say "yes mom I did 'cause I was jumpin." Very matter of factly. My response was why was he jumping in the house? To which he replied, and I quote:
"Well my 'maginary friend was trying to hit me and I jumped out of the way and I sprained my ankle."
I had to leave the room so I could laugh. This is my first encounter of the 'maginary friend variety. Oh and I was on the phone with my mom at the time.
After regaining my composure I called Austin over and asked him about these friends of his. I was told by him "the are maginary and invisible and they are hiding right now. DOn't go look for tem or they will try to kill you, not real kill only pretend kill you."
Interesting...
me: So when did you meet these friends?
Austin: Oh I called them on my cell phone (meaning his phone that came wit the ktichen centre) and they came over. They sleep with me and we are friends.
Me: What are their names?
Austin: Geoffrey, Invisible boy and Powerful.
Me: Okay well aren't those nice names. How old are your friends.
Austin: a hundred and sixteen.
Me: and what do they look like?
Austin: They are all blue and the last one is brown. I really don't like tem, they don't have mouths and they hide in the walls. They are mean and they lock me in my room. I just want them to go away but they won't listen to me.
If that isn't creepy I don't know what is!
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